can i hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough....

Short answer: No. You can't. But for 1000 or so baht, it won't cost you half your dough. Only about 27 bucks.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "I'd hit that."

On the other hand, it'll cost you your dignity. That chica bonita up there? Yeah. She's a ladyboy. Check out the shoulders. And her soldier. I saw some dude take him/her home. Did he know? Who knows. The moral of this story? Um...